real friends help you through cupcake dilemmas
every time there’s a pic of a dog on my dash i show it to my dad and say “look at this dog”
My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.